Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Note to a Generic Pentagon General: A Cause of Delayed-Nausea Syndrome


I have just read in Army Times that, to my delight, the Army is making soldiers wear the prettiest red high-heels in the pursuit of gender-equality. Yes. They look like little girls playing with Mommy's shoes. It has something to do with understanding the psychological problems of women, a matter of importance in combat. It necessarily was done with the approval of the Army's generals in the Pentagon, particularly Chief of Staff Odierno, since they are in charge of the whole Army shebang. I write them in astonished admiration, thusly:

Dear General,

I see that on your watch the Army is turning into a transvestite marching corps in high heels, a Ziegfeld cross-gendered or bisected gay-bath sexual zoo vacuuming up every sort of erotic loony, not to mention becoming a home for unwed mothers and prostitution rings. I commend you. I have always wanted to be defended by a freak show.

I do not question your qualifications for command. You doubtless have a firm handshake, a steely gaze, an imposing presence, and a perfect grasp of PowerPoint. But a general who is so afraid of feminists that he forces his troops to play dress-up, well, I mean, what if there is a real war?

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  1. I have been wanting to comment on this all day, but I am still suffering from Delayed Nausea Syndrome. Really? High heels? This was whose idea in the Pentagon? The pension means that much, I guess.

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    1. Delayed Nausea Syndrome.

      From your trip...............?

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      As I remember it was in the ROTC program at some college.

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  2. Disgustingly it goes further down the
    diarrhetic shithole that that: VILSECK, Germany, Oct. 4, 2011 -- More than 600 community members stood tall, "extra tall," at the Rose Barracks Chapel here, Oct. 1. And the reason they stood so tall, to raise awareness about domestic violence and sexual assault, raised a few eyebrows, as well.
    The scene, part of the "Walk a Mile in her Shoes" event, was a sight to behold. Soldiers and civilians, mostly male, strapped on flashy red high heels and pushed strollers or carried their children in backpacks. Battle buddies teetered clumsily, holding onto each other for physical and even moral support.
    http://www.army.mil/article/66649/

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    1. Insane, but we know some of the caliber who might be coming for us. :)

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  3. Odierno wants to be a whore when he (she) retires. He has already qualified for that distinction. Watch for him (her) on a street corner near you.

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  4. I would have gone to the brig, I would have not only refused to wear them and march but lo and behold hit the sergeant or the lieutenant that would have ordered me to don woman's attire... Why there wasn't any report of soldiers refusing this is beyond me.

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